The universe is a quantum computer!

NO JOKE. I bet you're confused as hell. Not to worry, I will elaborate. Right, so this physicist named physicist Vlatko Vedral (epic name I know) says the universe is made up of information and if you break the universe down bit by bit....you'll get bits.

The word "bit" also refers to the physical system representing that information: in your computer's hard drive, for example, a bit is registered by a minuscule magnet whose north pole can point up or down.

In his book, Decoding Reality, Vedral argues that we should regard the entire universe as a gigantic quantum computer.That's pretty insane if you ask me. If the universe was a computer, are we the binary code? Imagine walking up to someone and saying: "Hey check this out, I'm one kilobyte older! Happy BYTEday to me!" (Sorry, that was just random)

Whatever. But regardless of what we are, I have a pretty good bet on what God and Satan are:

COMPUTER HACKERS!