B-Day (Blog Day)

Well I've finally started a blog of my very own, after some previous failed attempts at doing so because I lost interest. So let's see how long this lasts. Feels weird, but maybe I'm just new to the world of blogging. Since my life is a bore, I'll be posting updates on conspiracy theories and related articles. What you'll read here will change your lives, blow your minds and force you to transcend to the next level of the human subconscious. In short: It's gonna be intense.

NOTE: By the way, for those who are interested, my name is based on the turritopsis nutricula species of jellyfish, which scientists claim is the only living thing to be immortal, meaning of course that it can't die. It simply reverts to its previous life cycle and grows up all over again. If only mankind was capable of such an amazing feat! But then we'll have psychos like Hitler ruling the world for the next few centuries or so. Now you know why God made humans MORTAL!